What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Still no good

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share office space ...

Loons and Moons

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They put up a sign reading

No way

Minds and Behinds

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