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Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Still no good
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
No way
Minds and Behinds
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